Bircklar Dies In Buttmon 7B

Ok, so..the story of this planet is quite particular...he was walking around the space....not much to do he thought..so he went for a walk..and...then..suddenly..A GUY APPEARED WANTING TO SELL HIM STOLEN WATCHES...and then he ran away and in that momet..BA-KOOM...a car crashed in the aveneu next to him...just when everything was looking normal again...he went home and found a letter...HE HAD TO BE A JURY AT A LOCAL COURT, thast when he jump off his car in motion and crashed with Bircklar...

R.I.P. u senseless planet...